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chatterbox

2008-11-16 20:25:05 by alicetheDroog

The time has come to ask you "have we met"?
We must have from the way you talk shit on the internet.
Saying things I never knew about myself.
Now I sense a destiny: your ass and my size 12.
I know that you're the guy to spread said lies.
I've seen it in Helvetica right before my eyes.
And I heard it from the east, west, north, and south.
Let's see how you talk shit with a steel toe in your mouth.

Run like a bitch.
So fun to play the righteous one, now you're paying for your sins.
Run like a bitch.
When I catch up with you I'm gonna bash your head right in.

I know you like to let the loose lips flap.
You gossip like a little girl who needs a big bitch-slap.
Saying things whether or not you know them true.
Now you're standing silent when I'm here in front of you.
You're dealing with a person, not a screen.
I'll "double back slash" your throat and "delete" your fucking spleen.
And your girlfriend better put away that mace,
Before I have the skinhead girls do a dance upon her face.

You're reaping every stitch the doctor sews.
You're earning yourself missing teeth and a badly broken nose.
'Cause you're the type of bitch-ass that I loathe.
I see you have 2 faces so I'm gonna break them both.
I hope you hold the lesson that you got.
You're better not to speak or type about what you know not.
And when you wake up sore in the morning,
Be sure to remind yourself THIS WAS JUST A WARNING.

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chatterbox



Sexual Harassment Panda!
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda!
Don't say that. don't touch there.
Don't be nasty says the silly bear.
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong.
Sexual Harassment Panda!

Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?


sooooooooooooo

2008-11-04 21:46:15 by alicetheDroog
Updated

how's you doin?

sooooooooooooo



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YOU CAN SHAVE THE BABY

2008-09-13 22:27:57 by alicetheDroog

YOU CAN SHAVE THE BABY

YOU CAN SHAVE THE BABY


i'm gone

2008-06-29 10:46:49 by alicetheDroog

but i leave you with face balls

i'm gone


,,,

2008-06-17 23:45:12 by alicetheDroog

hey look, me in a pool.

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And I love my little rooster

2008-04-11 22:14:03 by alicetheDroog
Updated

and my rooster loves me
I'm gonna cherish that chicken
neeth the green bay tree

n m'little rooster go
cock a doodle doo doodle doo doodle doo

And I love my little hen
and my hen she loves me
I'm gonna cherish my hen
neeth the green bay tree

n m'little hen goes cluck cluck
little rooster goes
cock a doodle doo doodle doo doodle doo

And I love my little pig hog
and my hog he loves me
I'm gonna cherish that hog
neeth the green bay tree

n m'little hog goes mm mm
little hen goes cluck cluck
little rooster goes cock a doodle doo doodle doo doodle doo

And i love my little duck
and my ducklin loves me
I'm gonna cherish my duck
neeth the green bay tree

n m'little duck goes quack quack
little hen goes cluck cluck
little pig goes mm mm
little rooster goes
cock a doodle doo doodle doo doodle doo

And i love my little guenna
and my guenne loves me
gonna cherish my guenna
neeth the green bay tree

n little guenna goes quadarack
little duck goes quack quack
little pig goes mm mm
little hen goes cluck cluck
little rooster goes cock a doodle doo doodle doo doodle doo

and I love my little dog
and my dog he loves me gonna cherish that dog
neeth the green bay tree

n little dog goes bow wow
little hen goes cluck cluck
little pig goes mm mm
little duck goes quack quack
little guenna goes quadarack
but my rooster goes cock a doodle doo doodle doo

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And I love my little rooster


So you been to school For a year or two

2008-04-10 16:37:00 by alicetheDroog
Updated

And you know you've seen it all
In daddys car
Thinkin youll go far
Back east your type dont crawl

Play ethnicky jazz
To parade your snazz
On your five grand stereo
Braggin that you know
How the n****rs feel cold
And the slums got so much soul

Its time to taste what you most fear
Right guard will not help you here
Brace yourself, my dear

Its a holiday in cambodia
Its tough, kid, but its life
Its a holiday in cambodia
Dont forget to pack a wife

Youre a star-belly sneech
You suck like a leach
You want everyone to act like you
Kiss ass while you bitch
So you can get rich
But your boss gets richer off you

Well youll work harder
With a gun in your back
For a bowl of rice a day
Slave for soldiers
Till you starve
Then your head is skewered on a stake

Now you can go where people are one
Now you can go where they get things done
What you need, my son.

Is a holiday in cambodia
Where people dress in black
A holiday in cambodia
Where youll kiss ass or crack

Pol pot, pol pot, pol pot, pol pot, etc.

And its a holiday in cambodia
Where youll do what youre told
A holiday in cambodia
Where the slums got so much soul

POL POT!

So you been to school For a year or two


consumerism

2008-03-24 21:01:08 by alicetheDroog

's bad.

consumerism