Elmo!

(This counts as pornographic oddities 4)

{ PO1, PO2, PO3}

Anything anyone wants me to dedicate my 3000th post to?
Yes?
No?
Maybe so?

EDIT: Ya'd better hurry up, I shalln't wait much longer!
EDIT: To late.

Also, PORNOGRAPHIC ODDITIES 3, The Land Before Buttsecks.
(PO1)(PO2)

Yep, toast fuckin'.

(here's PO1)

Too many teardrops for one heart to be cryin
Too many teardrops for one heart to carry on
Youre way on top now since you left me
Youre always laughin way down at me
But watch out now, I'm gonna get there
W'ell be together for just a little while
And then I'm gonna put you way down here
And you'll start cryin ninety-six tears
Cry, cry

And when the sun comes up, I'll be on top
You'll be right down there, lookin up
And I might wave, come up here
But I don't see you wavin now
I'm way down here, wonderin how
I'm gonna get you but I know now
I'll just cry, cry, Ill just cry

Too many teardrops for one heart to be cryin
Too many teardrops for one heart to carry on
Youre gonna cry ninety-six tears
Youre gonna cry ninety-six tears
Youre gonna cry, cry cry cry now
Youre gonna cry, cry, cry, cry
Ninety-six tears
C'mon and lemme hear you cry, now
Ninety-six tears, I wanna hear you cry
Night and day, yeah, all night long
Uh-ninety-six tears, cry cry cry
C'mon baby, let me hear you cry now, all night long
Uh ninety-six tears, yeah c'mon now
Uh-ninety-six tears

EDIT: Yes, I realize it looks more like Jadetheassassin, it's not.

EDIT: Come to think of it, it sorta looks like Maus

Well, everyone else is yiffing it up, why not me?

May I check you?

Weeeeeeeeeeee!
I'm going to be taking courses at FIT over the weekends.
It's gonna be for my portfolio, as apposed to graphic design, which was the last course I took there.

More when I get back(if I feel like it).

EDIT!!!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!
"Basic Life Drawing"= nekid peoples!

Her.
Her.
Me.
Him.

This post is about links(they may not all be safe for work).
It's a work in progress.
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If you have any links you'd like to see here, leave them in a comment.
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I'll putting random text in here, so I can make the characters links.
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Can you read this?

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid, too.
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe tuo fo 100 anc.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
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IF YOU HAVE A SEIZURE DISORDER, DO NOT CLICK THE "D" IN "YOU'D"!
if you don't like clowns, do NOT click the"o" in about, or the first period!
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.....shit, my doctor thinks I have scoliosis!
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{no one promised you it wouldn't be disturbing}
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The last post's comments are busted, so yes, I reposted it.This is what the other one looks like to me.

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a rouge doctor breaking into peoples houses&giving them vasectomies while they sleep,in slow motion,when the backgroundmusic is "What a wonderful world"
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I think if you leave shorter comments, I'll be able to see them longer.

Do you sometimes wake up in the morning and think, "Blast, my fridge doesn't look like a cow"?
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I wanna secks Mendou up.

This post is about links(they may not all be safe for work).
It's a work in progress.
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If you have any links you'd like to see here, leave them in a comment.
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I'll putting random text in here, so I can make the characters links.
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Can you read this?

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid, too.
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe tuo fo 100 anc.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
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IF YOU HAVE A SEIZURE DISORDER, DO NOT CLICK THE "D" IN "YOU'D"!
if you don't like clowns, do NOT click the"o" in about, or the first period!
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.....shit, my doctor thinks I have scoliosis!
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{no one promised you it wouldn't be disturbing}
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The last post's comments are busted, so yes, I reposted it.This is what the other one looks like to me.

VOTE 4 ALICE!

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