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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO RUIN MY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES.
WHY, ALICE? WHY?
WHY NOT INSERTFUNNYUSERNAME, WHY NOT???
From the day he was born
He was trouble
He was the thorn
In his mother's side
She tried in vain
But he never caused her nothing but shame
He left home the day she died
From the day she was gone
All he wanted
Was rock and roll porn
And a motorbike
Shooting up junk
He was a low down cheap little punk
Taking everyone for a ride
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife
What a guy
Makes you cry
And I did
Everybody shoved him
I very nearly loved him
I said hey listen to me
Stay sane inside insanity
But he locked the door
And threw away the key
But he must've been drawn
Into something
Making him warn me
In a note which reads
What's it say? What's it say?
I'm out of my head
Oh hurry, or I may be dead
They mustn't carry out their evil deeds
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife
What a guy
Makes you cry
And I did
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife
What a guy
Whoa ho ho
Makes you cry
Hey hey hey
And I did
Eddie
Whatever happened to Saturday night
When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright?
It don't seem the same since cosmic light
Came into my life, I thought I was divine...
I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go
And listen to the music on the radio
A saxophone was blowin' on a rock & roll show.
You climbed in the back seat, you really had a good time.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n' roll.
My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled
My hands kind of fumbled with her white plastic belt
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt
She'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine
Get back in front, put some hair oil on
Buddy Holly was singing his very last song.
With your arms around your girl you'd try to sing along.
It felt pretty good, oh, you really had a good time.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n' roll.
Land BEFORE buttsecks?!
I distinctly remember butt fucking Little Foot and having many bebes.
It's a chick, I checked.
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Oh, I missed it, you could have made the post about me :(
It was about condoms.
Almost as good?
Wooh! Land before time!
Ok, i´ll be that peetree bird dude what ever his name was, and you be the little green chick ;)
I'll be the T-rex.
Oh no...too late! >.<
Anyway, have you seen my 1,000th post yet? There is a link in my blog.
I'll read it .........LATER!
Theres no porn, no harsh nudity. No nothing!
I want my money back!
$$$
Epic.
Epileptic.
Thank you for posting the complete lyrics to Hotel California on my userpage.
You are welcome for posting the complete lyrics to Hotel California on your userpage.
Attention whore.
Post that. =)
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So I'm not good enough to have a REAL reply, huh?! WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE MOONLIT NIGHTS OF DATE RAPING 8 YEAR OLDS, ALICE?! I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SEPCIAL!!!
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I still see no porn.
I'm a childish asshole with no life. Seeing porn from a chick on TEH INTERNEZ is the only thing that keeps me living.
Hows that for drumatic?
quite drumatic
Sharp Tooth
Ah, that's the word I was thinking of.
Pterodactyl juice.
Lawl lawl. Like Sky water or tree stars.
GETS IT?!
I do!
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RHPS after 5 energetic drinks
Ronald-McDonald-LoL
wow, rule34 much?
alicetheDroog
The only one I approve of.