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alicetheDroog
Welcome to my profile. Trespassers will be shot.

Age 33, Female

AbortionClinic Nurse

StatenIslandOfMis fitToys

Joined on 6/27/07

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I am super special, I get at least one comment from you per post.
It makes me happy.

If I can keep up, that is.

Thank you, your visit to my profile made me feel some what better :)

No problem Steve.

I have a confession to make, you know how I like/love/lust after you? It turns out I only want you for your intellect. :( There I said it.

:'(

/wrists.

Bunny in profile pic: DERKA DERKA MOHAMMED JIHAD!
Vote 5! *Blam!*

PilllllllZ

A zombie horde? HA!

*pumps riot shotgun*

Huah! *kicks zombie's head off* The treasure is as good as mine! >=D

ATTACK FLYING MONKEYS FROM WIZARD OF OZ!
ATTACK!

I know. But still...

YOU SIR, are a ma'am.

?.?
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You confuse me so.

With this comment you tie that other NG girl/lady with the following of horny guys, for most comments. Ol' whats-herf-ace.

AWwwww-crap, I hope see don't come after me naw.

And with this you are now in the lead. Joy!

Heh, not for long.

Hey, that wasn't part of the deal, Alice!

*punches monkey*

You set me up! *slashes monkey with knife, while another monkey clutches onto me and flies into the air*

Oh shit! *slashes wing off monkey* AAAAAaaaaaahhhhhhh....*falls in sea*

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHaha..heh...he.....h u...m, okay then.

We should totally find someone else who wants your sex0rs, then we can have a spitroast!
LOL hardcore porn reference LOL

Fucking bugs!

Lawl. Did you screw up?