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Masturbating an elephant

Posted by alicetheDroog - November 9th, 2007


Masturbating an elephant in the cause of science isn't an easy job - just ask wildlife expert Dr Thomas Hildebrandt.

Just touching a jumbo penis - they measure more than 1.5metres when aroused - can have painful consequences as German scientist Dr Hildebrandt reveals.

He said: "One guy I know got a black eye from being hit by an elephant's penis.

For more good stuff, do this link.

Masturbating an elephant


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Remember, today we pump cock... FOR SCIENCE!

Sure, science.

*wink wink, lie lie*

Boy, that's just asking for some violent Hentai to be drawn from it...

I elect you to do such.

Did you know the elephant has the 2nd largest penis among all land mammals?

I have the first.

(wink)

But do you dish out black eyes with it?

wow the link in the - was hawt

Both were.

Meh, mine's bigger.

Than the tiny little image?
I certainly hope so!

I remember watching a video where two elephants were sticking their trunks up each others ass.

kinky.

Link for me?

That elephant is giving birth to a snake. :3

No, that snake is regurgitating an elephant.

He is not alone.

On the topic of things that masturbate regularly?

"Leave your thoughts about Masturbating an elephant"

LOL!!!

AHAHAHAHA! I had not realized that.

My poor, little topic.

<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/809711">http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8 09711</a>

:(

The dick is your ultimate weapon. I've killed people with my cock.

Penischu, I CHOSE YOU!

I meant to say that the man who got a black eye from elephant cock is not alone.

Yes, I knew.
I'm just messin' with ya.

mmm....wet t-shirt boobies....

Bin Laden is a big fat dookie head!

I wish I had a trunk so suck my junk... :(

I'm gonna git git git git git you drunk, get you love drunk off my humps.

no link for you.

Yes link for me!