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Posted by alicetheDroog - November 9th, 2007
Masturbating an elephant in the cause of science isn't an easy job - just ask wildlife expert Dr Thomas Hildebrandt.
Just touching a jumbo penis - they measure more than 1.5metres when aroused - can have painful consequences as German scientist Dr Hildebrandt reveals.
He said: "One guy I know got a black eye from being hit by an elephant's penis.
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Boy, that's just asking for some violent Hentai to be drawn from it...
I elect you to do such.
Did you know the elephant has the 2nd largest penis among all land mammals?
I have the first.
(wink)
But do you dish out black eyes with it?
wow the link in the - was hawt
Both were.
Meh, mine's bigger.
Than the tiny little image?
I certainly hope so!
I remember watching a video where two elephants were sticking their trunks up each others ass.
kinky.
Link for me?
That elephant is giving birth to a snake. :3
No, that snake is regurgitating an elephant.
He is not alone.
On the topic of things that masturbate regularly?
"Leave your thoughts about Masturbating an elephant"
LOL!!!
AHAHAHAHA! I had not realized that.
My poor, little topic.
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/809711">http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8 09711</a>
:(
The dick is your ultimate weapon. I've killed people with my cock.
Penischu, I CHOSE YOU!
I meant to say that the man who got a black eye from elephant cock is not alone.
Yes, I knew.
I'm just messin' with ya.
mmm....wet t-shirt boobies....
Bin Laden is a big fat dookie head!
I wish I had a trunk so suck my junk... :(
I'm gonna git git git git git you drunk, get you love drunk off my humps.
no link for you.
Yes link for me!
Rad
Remember, today we pump cock... FOR SCIENCE!
alicetheDroog
Sure, science.
*wink wink, lie lie*